Title: At The Start (7/?)
Pairing: Academy!One/Rose Tyler
Rating: M (for smut), but only the second half.
Summary: At the start, she was frightened, and he was intrigued. At the end, she was determined, and he was scared on her behalf. AU where Rose is a Time Lady and she and the Doctor navigate friendship, love, and political loopholes on Gallifrey.
“Rose?” he asked when he was finished.
“Do you want to bond?”
She looked at him, puzzled. “We’re going to be bonded when we marry. Of course I do.”
“No,” he said, staring at the ceiling. “I mean a full, complete marriage bond. Not the basic link.”
Rose stared at him in astonishment. While the thought appealed to her, she was… nervous. “Doctor, I don’t know if… whatever is in my mind can hurt you, too,” she said, voice small.
He shook his head and pulled her closer. “I don’t believe that.”
“We’ll talk about this after we’re married,” she finally said. “The Council is going to grant me access to view Timelines tomorrow, so we’ll see how that goes.”
She felt him stiffen in surprise. “What?”
“I was going to tell you after I returned from the mission, but the news Braxiatel gave me made me forget. I was wondering if you could come with me, actually, as an anchor,” she replied.
you know what really gets my goat?
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
i’m totally doing this to C…..
tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside
steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter sandman”
natasha steps through the door and suddenly “from russia with love”
bruce swings by from his lab and “blinded me with science” blares
thor bursts through the doors and “rock you like a hurricane” rattles the surround
hawkeye tries to slip in through a window and suddenly “surfin’ bird”
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?
Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:
And what about this:
Or even this as well:
So I ask who the hell is this:
Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.
Amen someone finally brought this out
i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch
oh it got sad
LISTEN UP BITCHES, I’M GOING TO LEARN YOU A THING
Do you see this lady up here? That is Tinkerbell. She is a Tinker fairy. And let me tell you a story about how people need to shut up about how new Tinkerbell isn’t actually Tinkerbell.
Allow me to introduce to you a quote from real actual Peter Pan the novel by J.M. Barrie.
”“Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time.”
― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
This leaves me with two things to say:
1. People who say that Tinkerbell is too nice in the new movies have just proven to me they have never seen the new movies.
2. Tinkerbell isn’t always mean. When she tried to kill Wendy, she was jealous - and she was so tiny, she didn’t have room to be anything else, so she was really jealous.
Let me tell you something. If you want continuity porn, watch the new Disney Fairy movies. It has more continuity with the source material than the combined efforts of Steven Moffat in both Sherlock and Doctor Who. And the books are gorgeous. There’s so much worldbuilding it puts a lot of other fandoms to shame.
In short, I really really like the Disney Fairy movies because they are so in line with the original Peter Pan novel, and they’re happy and fun and the music is done by Celtic Woman and Tinkerbell is still a bitch sometimes but not ALL the time and basically watch these movies ok.
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK